Become the weird space wizard you want to see airbrushed on the side of a van
absorb this
this vibe, this vibe right here
[gay fear]
things i was mad didn’t happen in The Incredibles 2
hey everyone thanks for coming to the show we’re Arlene Titty Pills
Betty Biopsy
Beulah Don’t Like This Rash
Marjory Can’t Fucking Breathe.
Mary Jane Acid Reflux.
Phyllis Fell Down
Jewel Infection In My Jawbone
Amanda Going Into Labor
Alma Appendectomy
Donna gets Vaccinated
Magdalena Blood Test
Jean ribcage pain
Virginia Shingles
Matilde Knee Injury
Vegetables are delicious, u guys just don’t know how to cook
engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit
engineer 2: dick hole
engineer 1: hmm…almost
[fox mulder’s voice]: some of you have never been abducted by aliens and it shows
heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat
sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.
Breaking news: cat was fed 20 minutes ago by the last person to walk into the kitchen.
Cat claims fake mews.
We now have exclusive footage shot by our News At Nine chopper that confirms there’s literally still food in the cat’s bowl right now.
SF 447.6 – Pets, Cats, Feeding
They are top models
STEVE STOP
Alfonso Cuarón taking the motherfucking Bradley Cooper shot:
